The ancient Babylonian tablet was likely written by a student, proving that even 35 centuries ago kids were making the same crude jokes as they do now.
DeAgostini / Getty ImagesCuneiform inscription , Ziggurat , 1500 B.C. , Aqar Quf , Iraq .
A 3,500 - yr - sure-enough tablet pick up in present - day Iraq might have the first ever “ yo mama ” prank write on record .
The ancient tablet was expose in 1976 by an archaeologist named J.J. van Dijk during an excavation .

DeAgostini/Getty ImagesCuneiform inscription, Ziggurat, 1500 B.C., Aqar Quf, Iraq.
unluckily , the original pad went lose , but luckily Djik left a copy of what the pad enounce and a verbal description of what the rendering on the tablet read . Djik asserted that the tablet feature “ very regardless writing , ” which is what precede him to form the hypothesis that this was written by a Babylonian student .
Scholars Michael Streck and Nathan Wasserman consider the tab andpublished their enquiry and translation in the journalIraq , put out by the British Institute for the Study of Iraq .
There are half a XII riddles written on the pad . Streck and Wasserman call the lozenge an example of “ wiseness literature ” — which means that the riddles and metaphors are meant to carry unretentive and sweet verity about liveliness .

Noe Falk Nielsen/NurPhotoThe ruins of the ancient city of Babylon, 59 miles southwest of Baghdad, Iraq.
Noe Falk Nielsen / NurPhotoThe ruins of the ancient city of Babylon , 59 miles southwest of Baghdad , Iraq .
The humorous pad of paper was written in Akkadian — a language talk by the Babylonians — and in cuneiform script . The researchers explain that identify a lozenge with content like the one Dijk ground is uncommon . “ This is a comparatively rare genre — we do n’t have many riddles , ” said Wasserman .
While some do n’t exactly translate well into English , it ’s middling evident that there ’s a descriptor of a “ yo mama ” joke in there . As it release out , one of the most classical diss - caper of all time has been around since 1,500 B.C.
Streck and Wasserman ’s translation of this especial joke read , “ … of your mother is by the one who has intercourse with her . What / who is it ? ”
woefully , there ’s no documented answer to the gag , at least in what remained from the tablet when it was name by Dijk . But it ’s obvious that this seemingly aim to affront someone ’s mother by reference her sexual tendencies . It ’s really too unfit the humankind will never know this student ’s punchline .
Other jocularity and riddles in the tablet ’s inscriptions partake on subject including sex , politics , and beer . The rest of these zingers do n’t translate as well as the hypothetical “ yo mama ” does , but it ’s clear that mood was the intention of these inscriptions .
The social organisation of what ’s drop a line on the tablet is what makes this fact abundantly vindicated . The political joke , for lesson , begin with a head : “ He gouged out the centre . It is not the fate of a dead valet . He cut the throat : A dead man . Who is it ? ”
After that , it ’s simple followed by the resolution “ The regulator . ”
Although this put-on and riddles pill is incredibly old , it ’s still not the oldest evidence of humor that ’s been discovered . The humankind ’s erstwhile recorded joke dates back to 1,900 B.C. , and it happens to go down into yet another timeless category : fart antic .
TheDave Historical Humour Studyrevealed that the onetime joke ever read was an ancient Sumerian adage , which roughly translates as such : “ Something which has never occurred since meter immemorial ; a young woman did not break wind in her married man ’s lap . ”
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