Today ’s Onion News internet video attack Google ’s scary - if - you - think - about - it access to all our browsing wont and personal information . If you want concealment , no problem : Just relocate to a giant boxlike mountain prison house , and you ’ll be inviolable ( and dead ) . Zing !
Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village
Like all the best Onion piece , this video take the flakey and scary concepts we ignore despite being right in front of our faces , and spells them out in blunt , screaming language . As the “ Google Exec ” says , “ If you do n’t want to give us double-dyed access to your most individual thought process and feelings , that ’s fine ! you may just grind on the boondocks , and give way young . ”
But my pet part has to be the consistent juxtaposition of Google ’s promising well-chosen canonic colors on all the terrifying privacy guard and equipment . On the other hand , even if this horrible airless prison was real , I ’d probably still get excited about the next Android headphone . You win , Google . You pull ahead everything , ever . [ The onion plant ]
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