Here is Shawn ’s original musical protection , intended to be sung to the tune of “ Sgt . Pepper ’s Lonely Hearts Club Band ” :
It was 30 years ago today We did n’t have a VCR to play George had given in to CBS Who seek to do Star Wars with less But it did n’t take too tenacious to see What a revulsion it would come to be Holiday Special , aww , you were so uncollectible Wookiees talking with a Shriiwook * speech sound No subtitle to be found Everything was go awfully untimely Bea Arthur vocalizing cantina songs But that dark they introduced you to A premium hunter in dark-green and low Holiday Special , aww , you were so bad Malla wangle with a Bantha stew Art Carney fetch a gift or two Itchy phantasy to kids ’ dismay Diahann Carroll where are you today Lumpy watch animated Fett Harvey Korman took one in the caput Holiday Special , aww , you were so bad Now Chewie made it home in prison term For a Life Day chorus contrast And people , if we ’ve learned a thing , Do n’t let Carrie Fisher babble Thank the Force that you will never see Lucasfilm discharge a DVD Holiday Special , aww , you were so bad ( * Shriiwook being the language of the Wookiees . )
We just do n’t have it off what to say , Shawn . It ’s . . . beautiful ! And it even has a footnote!Click to viewStar warfare Holiday Special[via Wikipedia , source of all information about fable ]
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